@TheBreadmonkey

[Verse 1]
I've just come down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big and I'm awful shy
And the lassies shout when I go by
"Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say, "Hello
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Verse 2]
A lassie took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
And I was feared that I would fall
For I had nae on my troosers

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say, "Hello
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Verse 3]
Now I went down to London town
And I had some fun in the underground
The ladies turned their heads around
Saying, "Donald, where are Ben's trousers?"

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say, "Hello
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Verse 4]
To wear the kilt is my delight
It is not wrong, I know it's right
The Highlanders would get a fright
If they saw me in the trousers

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say, "Hello
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Verse 5]
The lassies want me every one
Well, let them catch me if they can
You canna take the breeks off a Highland man
And I don't wear the troosers

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say, "Hello
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Interlude]
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?
Donald, where's Ben's troo—
Oh, well, that's the way
We sing the song in Scotland
But of course the song might
Have more international appeal
Sung something like this:
A-one, two, three, four

[Verse 6]
Well, I've just come down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big and I'm awful shy
The lassies shout when I go by
"Hey, Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies shout, go, go
"Hey, Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Verse 7]
Oh man, I'm all rock and roll
And I'm a-moving and a-grooving to save my soul
Grab Ben's kilt and go, go, go
Hey, Donald, where's Ben's troosers?

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
Oh yeah, go, go, go
Hey, Donald, where's Ben's troosers?
Hey, Donald, where's Ben's troosers?
Yeah, hey, Donald—

[Interlude]
Hey, just a minute
What are you doing there?
(Man, I'm rocking it, man)
(Man, I'm really moving it, man)
Well, just you stop rocking it and moving it, man
The song should be sung just exactly like this:

[Verse 8]
I've just come down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big and I'm awful shy
And the lassies shout when I go by
"Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Chorus]
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say, "Hello
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?"

[Outro]
Donald, where's Ben's troosers?