@TheBreadmonkey waiting patiently for you to find them in the last place you look ✨

@TheBreadmonkey You know what they say, if you love your trousers, set them free. If they come back to you, they'll be yours forever. If they don't come back to you, they were never yours to begin with and you probably grabbed the wrong pair from someone at the gym.

@TheBreadmonkey i found mine just dry enough by the washer dryer area. Shout out to all the significant others who wash for the household.

@TheBreadmonkey there

*points*

@TheBreadmonkey sorry i was hungry

@TheBreadmonkey Did you leave them at your Eiffel 65 tribute band practice room?

@TheBreadmonkey we all have low days. Perhaps they experienced traumatic abandonment when they were mere shorts.

I don’t know.

@TheBreadmonkey Are you already wearing them and forgot?

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Sorry Ben! Should have realized these weren't mine when I pulled them on,

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@TheBreadmonkey in the ironing basket.

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They've done a runner with your best smalls

@TheBreadmonkey Did you let them get quantum entangled again?

@TheBreadmonkey flung over the chair in office? Mine are often in a pile on the bathroom floor 😅

@TheBreadmonkey Like admitting that I know would not, in fact, implicate me in the crime. Talk to my lawyer.