Fedi please help me where are my blue trousers
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@TheBreadmonkey we all have low days. Perhaps they experienced traumatic abandonment when they were mere shorts.
I don’t know.
@TheBreadmonkey Are you already wearing them and forgot?
Sorry Ben! Should have realized these weren't mine when I pulled them on,
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@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey the blue trousers with nobody inside them?
Maritime law should apply to abandoned trousers.
@TheBreadmonkey in the ironing basket.
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They've done a runner with your best smalls
@TheBreadmonkey Did you let them get quantum entangled again?
@TheBreadmonkey flung over the chair in office? Mine are often in a pile on the bathroom floor 😅
@TheBreadmonkey Like admitting that I know would not, in fact, implicate me in the crime. Talk to my lawyer.
@TheBreadmonkey With your cheese grater.
@TheBreadmonkey I love that someone else still uses the word “trousers”
You hung them over the shower curtain because it rained, right?
@TheBreadmonkey Did you leave them at your Eiffel 65 tribute band practice room?