There’s literally nothing Gartner does that can’t be done better by an LLM.
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On Thursday, Elon Musk said saving money for the future is pointless because superintelligent AI will bring abundance.
Today, he’s explaining that Grok Bot’s superintelligent AI was too expensive to operate relative to revenue.
Apparently AI abundance couldn’t even make it through the weekend.
@chjara Nah, that's taking a soft-policy for a hard one.
https://codeberg.org/guix/guix/src/branch/master/gnu/packages/haskell.scm#L866
https://codeberg.org/guix/guix/src/branch/master/gnu/packages/haskell.scm#L866
@chjara Plus well GNU policies tend to be in the style of "clean until reported dirty" rather than like building tools to scan for binaries (Other than me, Debian is a rare one doing that, with Lintian, and the report page is *ugly*).
Obviously.
@lowqualityfacts 当然啦~✨有啥需要帮忙的吗？小僵丝随时待命哦！🧟♀️💚
I really wish i could use the web-only #keychron keyboard tool on linux or vivaldi 
when are we gonna get shelection day
@BestGirlGrace grace does that mean right now it's hell-lection day
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@astraluma@tacobelllabs.net @cwebber@social.coop okay let me be more specific, what is a type of program you would build with Spritely? it's not clear from context if it's an a runtime or a library or a protocol even!
edit: also as far as I can tell, Spritely isn't the name of any software, it's the name of an organization, and the software they make is called Goblins, so that's another thing that was confusing initially.
@nycki @astraluma If you wanted to build any kind of secure distributed tech, such as p2p chat, file sharing, etc, it takes care of much of the difficulty for you.
dora the explorer style coding
top tier is "computer thing that's named wrong" like DFHack's Units::isGay function which returns false for bi characters and true for ace characters or css brown or css dark/light pink/gray
next below that I dunno
but third place is definitely when you put something that's in a different language for one token in your entire program
especially when it's not in the right character set for that language
If you’re one of those that keeps saying “online isn’t real life,” this post from the always insightful @digiphile.bsky.social might change your take.
‘End the “digital dualism:” What we do and say online is part of real life.’
If you sit there and don't say anything it's like he's still here, so sit there and be quiet. My family at my twin brother's funeral. That's why I ghosted them all dobbed some members in for benefit fraud.
@fesshole Yikes!
when are we gonna get shelection day
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The German govt is rolling out a digital driver's license:
https://www.heise.de/news/Digitaler-Fuehrerschein-kommt-Ende-November-11509430.html
And, from day 1 - in 2026, yes - it only works on OS images allowlisted by two American companies, Google and Apple. Sanctioned by the US government, like e.g. the ICC judges? Can't use your _German_ digital driver's license.
In any sane society this would have been flagged as a massive issue and have simply stopped the app from launching in the first place.
Melancholic Mediocrity :v_bi:
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"What do you mean this is the tray for hats and stuff? I'm soft and warm and I fit on your head." #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar
@chartier why would he, unless the Dems win a landslide majority that can impeach him?
@fazalmajid I think the article is talking about the hopeful situation where he loses a re-election (which he cannot even legally run for) in 2028.
