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This has nothing to do with pleroma but I also made a discord replacement that uses mumble under the hood, it's the kind of thing you like if you like that kind of thing: kallisti.chat

Kallisti

Voice and text chat for your group, on your own server. Built on Mumble.

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Vee

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

- Herta Burbe

A multi-panel cartoon.

The first frame shows the Grim Reaper approaching a bedroom where an elderly person lies sleeping. A tabby cat is outside the bedroom blocking the Reaper's path, wide eyed, standing on it's back legs and holding up a paw as if to say "stop!"

The second frame shows the cat pointing out to the Reaper (pictorially, not in words) that the elderly person has only one life, but that it, the cat, has nine. Lives, in the cat's communication, are represented by bright red hearts.

The third frame shows the Reaper's skeletal face with a question mark in a speech bubble. As if to say "so?"

The fourth frame shows the cat, earnest and wide-eyed, showing eight hearts to the Reaper; it is offering one of its lives.

The last frame shows the Reaper leaving, a bright red heart in its bony hand, as the cat walks back into the bedroom. — A multi-panel cartoon. The first frame shows the Grim Reaper approaching a bedroom where an elderly person lies sleeping. A tabby cat is outside the bedroom blocking the Reaper's path, wide eyed, standing on it's back legs and holding up a paw as if to say "stop!" The second frame shows the cat pointing out to the Reaper (pictorially, not in words) that the elderly person has only one life, but that it, the cat, has nine. Lives, in the cat's communication, are represented by bright red hearts. The third frame shows the Reaper's skeletal face with a question mark in a speech bubble. As if to say "so?" The fourth frame shows the cat, earnest and wide-eyed, showing eight hearts to the Reaper; it is offering one of its lives. The last frame shows the Reaper leaving, a bright red heart in its bony hand, as the cat walks back into the bedroom.

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Prof. Sam Lawler

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social 48 min. ago

Good moonrise, good dogs.

Our planet is really a neat one. Worth fighting for.

2 large fluffy light-coloured dogs in a hayfield, with the full moon rising over the edge of the very flat horizon. The Earth's shadow is just rising above the horizon, meeting the moon with a band of pink/purple.

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ratfactor

@ratfactor@mastodon.art 3 min. ago

Inktober day 26: "Zip"

#inktober #inktober2026

Pen drawing of a fish zipping up her human mom suit. Someone is calling from the door, "Mom?" And Mom Fish is saying back, "Just a minute."

Ms. Que Banh

@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party 34 sec. ago

Eating steamed pork liver with my Mom. I'm dipping mine in soy sauce with loads of chili paste. We are playing Mahjong. I'm getting my ass kicked.

mcc

@mcc@mastodon.social 1 min. ago

@conniptions @glyph @daemonspudguy I started saying "explain to me like I'm five" and then I thought about whether I could have understood iframes at 5 and I was like naaah and made it ten

mcc

@mcc@mastodon.social 50 sec. ago

@conniptions @glyph @daemonspudguy The BASIC I wrote at age 5 was *embarrassingly* bad.

ozoned

@ozoned@tubefree.org 52 sec. ago

MOBILIZE WITHOUT MONOPOLIES: Federated Event Organizing Beyond Big Tech — Mobilizon — E97

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Shawn Webb

@lattera@bsd.network 54 min. ago

Every time I walk my dogs and I pass by someone with their dogs off leash (in a legally on-leash area), I now tell my dogs "we love leashes. leashes keep us safe. we love leashes. leashes keep us safe."

I'm hoping (probably in vain) this will help inspire people to do the right thing.

Wayne Myers

@conniptions@mastodon.social 3 min. ago

@mcc @glyph @daemonspudguy Parenthetically, "explain to me, as if i were an unusually computer-savvy ten-year-old, why $THING" is brilliant. I will not steal it but I may be tempted to sort of borrow it now and again.

mcc

@mcc@mastodon.social 1 min. ago

@conniptions @glyph @daemonspudguy I started saying "explain to me like I'm five" and then I thought about whether I could have understood iframes at 5 and I was like naaah and made it ten

wakest ⁂

@liaizon@social.wake.st 1 min. ago

sometimes the youtube algo gives me good recs. I didn't know anything about `groff`
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQkEbtTlE8E

This 50+ year old program beats Microsoft Word for writing

YouTube

Ms. Que Banh

@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party 4 min. ago

If you had to choose between becoming a vampire or becoming a werewolf, what would you choose & why?

I'm just curious.

#Vampire #Werewolf #Halloween #ChooseOne

The Masked School Library Tech

@LibraryAndTea@ottawa.place 1 min. ago

@PhoenixSerenity werewolf. I can’t live forever through this shit.

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Adrian Sampson

@adrian@discuss.systems 4 days ago

it took a few months, but the invisible prompt on my contact page (in all emails, please mention your favorite Carly Rae Jepsen song other than “Call Me Maybe”) has finally paid off

Undergraduate research in compiler intermediate representations (Warm Blood)

plague-of-grackles 😷🍉🐈‍⬛

@amcooper@toot.cat 2 min. ago

LibreOffice: slopped.

Alternatives?

Blurry Moon boosted

H. Faust

@hfaust@shitposter.world 17 min. ago

RIP to a real one

R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou:

@rl_dane@polymaths.social 9 min. ago

@ddlyh @stefano

No, I was referring to SerenityOS.

Neat idea, and I honestly don't think the guy behind (Kling) it is an areshole, per se, but his political opinions are kinda dicey, and very understandably unpopular here.

Andrew (making toys)

@ajroach42@retro.social 2 min. ago

@rl_dane @ddlyh @stefano Oh right, the only-men-use-computer guy

stand a little out of my sun 🍉

@fiend_unpleasant@mastodon.social 2 min. ago

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