I guess only two 🤷
Aw, man. I had all these Jensen Huang jokes on deck and ready to roll
@jalefkowit Just remember it rhymes with wrong, not hang
@ramsey One would presume the second is a subset of the first, but who knows.
@josh I guess I should say “sleeping with subordinates > sleeping with spies.”
@jalefkowit nobody is suffering more than anand giridharadas
@hannah There is great pain today across the Fonzieverse
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Whoop there it is https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-ceo-transition
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@thomholwerda Are you speculating with cocaine tokens? You know, that bubble could burst directly inside your nose ... and then? A sinusitis is already painful but imagine a stock-marketitis just in front of the rests of your brain!
You know, one of those dealers swears on ketamine, and he bought a whole dealer network.
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Jensen just resigned
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2026-11-11/nvidia-turmoil-board-to-weigh-ceo-jensen-huang-future-over-alleged-affairs
(sorry, no good archive yet)
NVDA down 14% at start of market, up a bit 10 mins later, gonna be a wild ride
interim CEO is CFO Colette Kress
@davidgerard galaxy brain theory: he leaked his affair on purpose so he could resign for *that* instead of "because I caused a bubble collapse and wrecked the global economy" (next quarterly numbers up for Nov 17 afaik?)
If you use Humble Bundle, surprise! They replaced their entire website with insecure slopcode garbage, so maybe delete your payment details as soon as possible there since there’s obviously no way this stays a good safe for long
@aurynn I'm so glad my obsession with Humble purchases died a few credit card numbers ago
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@junglegeorge this is all amazing, do you happen to know a good source for the cow thing?
Unfortunately I fail to find one. Those I do find tend to argue that unlike crows there is no description of faces but a recognition of abusive humans and warning if they come near.
There's a lot of information here:
https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/a-murder-of-crows-introduction/5838/
Posted new page "False computer-checked proofs" linking to 199 reports of soundness bugs in several important proof-checking programs: https://cr.yp.to/proofs/falseccp.html
How many AI executive extramarital affairs are we up to this morning, I haven't been keeping up. 🤪
@ai6yr I guess it´s x=x+1 at the moment
Nvidia dropped 14% at Thursday's open after Jensen Huang resigned, erasing $600B+ in value and taking its market cap below $4T for the first time since 2025 (Bloomberg)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-11-12/nvidia-market-value-sinks-below-4-trillion-after-huang-resigns
http://www.techmeme.com/261112/p34#a261112p34
I can now shoot things piloted by named individuals, who are now ejected from their destroyed ship and float around helplessly. I can fly into them to pick them up and they all follow in a trail, still named, behind my ship.
I'm sure I'll think of something useful to do with them.
@llamasoft_ox -fingers crossed for new Mad Planets-
Tomorrow evening (Friday) in Washington, DC, @JenLucPiquant and I will talk about telephones at one of the world's great bookstores.