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Wouldn't it be ridiculously funny[1] if something like that would be the kickoff to bring this house of cards down? IIRC that's the sort of thing for that sort of thang in the US (if it still is that, though)

[1]For quite awful values of fun.

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I guess he's multithreading xD

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This is even funnier in my head, as the Swedish word for "businessman" would directly translate into English as "man of affairs", and I mean, he sure seems to be.

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Hahaha.. okay, who here thinks he stopped at two!?

@davidgerard Next we’ll find out that the backstopping of Oracle’s datacenter leaves the building with Jensen and the board is actually happy to be rid of all the crazy selling of GPUs on credit.

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Via a coworker...

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So the fun question is, what can NVDA stand for?

I submit Nonetheless, Various Dalliances Appeared to start.

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@davidgerard A foreign spy smuggling chips *and* a direct subordinate? Jensen Huang really knows how to pick 'em!

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@davidgerard he is going full MAGA/AF even before dust settled to redeem himself, isn't he.

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My Q: why the hell do wealthy men like Jensen Huang fuck around with subordinates and Chinese spies when professional, discreet, extremely attractive prostitutes exist? Yes, yes, many of them get off on the power of having an affair with someone beneath them, but a lot of it is just sex too, and it is possible to get sex without blowing up your whole freaking life (and company).

@davidgerard I hate that the focus is on the affairs, rather than the corruption stemming from them.

Nvidia sold almost $5B worth of China-embargoed gpus to Megaspeed (the company his first affair was CEO of) and they went straight to China. Jensen illegally sent even more gpus to China via other channels.

These are jailable offences.

Also a significant % of Nvidia revenues. Of course the share market is going to crash - the largest stock on the NASDAQ is there because of illegal sales!

@davidgerard some PLEASE photoshop jensen's face over bush's. Id do it myself but im on the train home

yeah jensen is toast, Nvidia is kicking him

https://www.wsj.com/business/nvidia-is-preparing-to-oust-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-30f421ad

i think it was fucking his report that was the last straw

anyway! I predict Nvidia now has to work out how the fuck Jensen did anything, and find someone to do all that shit.

i think the Nvidia stock price is in danger until they reorganise the co. *not* around Jensen

and a whole shitload of AI bubble deals are no longer being held up by Jensen. should be fun.