me to my wayfarers: "hey cyber shades, what's the top news on Facebook?"
my sunglasses talking like Knight Rider: "a child has built the Statue of Liberty out of trash and he requires 1,000 faves on his post. also he is a war veteran and has no legs. also it is his birthday today."
me: "this child, is he also Jesus for some reason?"
sunglasses: "yes jackdaw, the child is also Jesus."
me: "cyber shades please send a sad react and reply that this is so true and inspirational and important."