Planetologists jokingly called it the “Jupiter Spicy Moon Explorer”. Io, they said, was an irradiated tide-wracked volcanic hellscape. Sending a probe there was just as doomed as trying to beat the two hour survival record for Venus probes. Anyway sulphur worms had no right to be so damn tasty.

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