Kids, and most adults these days, have no idea how long Gen X and Boomers had to wait for their packages.

It was 4-6 weeks.

We were asked by the announcer on the TV, or the ad in a magazine, to 'allow 4-6' fucking weeks from ordering, sometimes by letter sent via the USPS, before your package arrives at your door.

We could just hand the driver a check, though, too...

Gen Z and Alpha, do you know what even the fuck a check is?