Since taking a plane isn't so great, maybe I should book a river cruise.... this paddlewheeler looks fun.
@ai6yr "classic paddlewheel aesthetic" 🤪
In a very Las Vegas-y sort of way, perhaps. Probably quite nice on board, but thoroughly modern. The paddle wheel itself is purely decorative; it has two Z Drives, which are very impressive things.
@W6KME LOL it's a modern hotel, not at all antique. (er... it WAS)
Come visit Sacramento - you can dine on the Delta King and get a room for the night.
Oh look, they let you swim in the river! Fun!
@ai6yr nothing like swimming for your life in a river known for strong currents and undertow
Maybe don't take a river cruise when Worf is in charge of the asphalt shipping tanker nearby, though.
Maybe I'll stick to what these folks are doing, bicycling around the river boat instead. I think I watched some 1970's sunken cruise ship made-for-TV movie which stuck in my brain... hmm... Poseidon Adventure?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/miracle-mississippi-rescued-cruise-ship-234050042.html
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@ai6yr Is, uhm, is the boat supposed to be sideways?
@Legit_Spaghetti @ai6yr it’s now a Big River Mystery Boat
@ai6yr The best part of being in the river like that is if you ever get thirsty, bam, right there, they let you take little sips.
@PatrickoftheG @ai6yr plus, bonus, looks like they got to swim in some real well done roux. It’s almost ready yo make some gumbo.
@ai6yr A beautiful boat; such a shame it was damaged.
@ai6yr I've actually taken that cruise twice.