@fesshole your team affiliation is supposed to be a *friendly* rivalry! Just paint a wall of the kid's room red if that's what they want so badly! They're going to become an adult and go "wait why the heck did my parents refuse to let me have this? That's so silly!"

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@fesshole what if they get into angry birds? the main character is Red.

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That's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.

@fesshole “⟩So i'Question Negotiating Alternative Option's Was Out oF'Selectiveness Even Considering Parental Ruling Dictatoring Point oF UnChanging UnComfort aZ iT Was Shared &'Stated? “•Well i'Would Have Offered Samine, Pink, oR'Even Given Artistikal Creativity OutLining A'Character Piece Section With The Child's Color Earning Value Allowing Choice &'A Little Endependencement! (Well i'Ll Stop Here That's All i'Will Openly Challenge..)

@fesshole Great parenting. You can't imply your kid early enough in your primitive tribal warfare. 🙄

@fesshole So no red clothes, no cherries, no strawberries, no red wine, no tv with a red stand-by-LED… I hope you are not Trekkies because otherwise you must have loathed TNG…

@fesshole Ah yes, making your child pay for your fandom. Classic.