lol holy shit. forget what i said on pivot yesterday and tech report today, Jensen is toast
a second affair has hit jensen's tower
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html
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@waffle_iron aaaahahahaha holy shit
@davidgerard granted I haven't read the article yet but I would've thought the problem was the Chinese spy and potential collusion into selling chips to China, rather than the affair, so a second in-house (lol) affair wouldn't mean much.
At the same time, one company I worked at had their CEO step down because he got the head of HR pregnant
let's run a pool to guess how many GF are under the bed?
@davidgerard sounds like it's joever as fuck.
@davidgerard They may try move him to the board like they did with Gates before he had to leave all together.
This is going to be devastating for the leather jacket market.
What married man will risk buying a leather jacket?
@davidgerard 🎶 if you hold NVDA I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but Mr Huang ain’t one 🎶
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I wonder if this is what starts the pop
@eldersea the prick that popped the bubble
@davidgerard @eldersea s sent to a friend yesterday
@davidgerard @eldersea verily fuck around find out
@librarysquirrel @eldersea well he sure worked hard on that one
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Now that's a moniker I could stand
@davidgerard hoping his wife gets half the nvidia stock
did his wife already ask for a g̶e̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ divorce?
@fedor @dimenzio @davidgerard I'm sure it's in the pipeline
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