lol holy shit. forget what i said on pivot yesterday and tech report today, Jensen is toast
a second affair has hit jensen's tower
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html
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lol holy shit. forget what i said on pivot yesterday and tech report today, Jensen is toast
a second affair has hit jensen's tower
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html
yeah jensen is toast, Nvidia is kicking him
https://www.wsj.com/business/nvidia-is-preparing-to-oust-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-30f421ad
i think it was fucking his report that was the last straw
anyway! I predict Nvidia now has to work out how the fuck Jensen did anything, and find someone to do all that shit.
i think the Nvidia stock price is in danger until they reorganise the co. *not* around Jensen
and a whole shitload of AI bubble deals are no longer being held up by Jensen. should be fun.
@davidgerard Being a multi-customer business is safer than tying a company to one or two "big customers" and nvidia is basically fucked for fucking over the "common consumer"
@davidgerard The market doesn't seem to be especially good at pricing in the risk involved in a company being too dependent on one 63 year old guy.
If Satya Nadella is suddenly eaten by a kraken on a yachting trip, I presume Microsoft can keep running without that much interruption of chaos. But Nvidia may be more of a mess. (To say nothing of Musk's companies.)
@davidgerard Everyone at the core of Nvidia has been with Jensen since the early days, if he goes it'll be really really messy because I imagine a bunch of other people are going to suddenly remember they don't have to bother to come to work.
@davidgerard the timing on some of this is real sus, too. fresh reporting from axios writes that last thursday lutnick and bessent talked about megaspeed not being included on commerce exclusion list
wonder wtf is going on
Maybe if the spy was cheating on him with someone, and then that someone was cheating with Huang's wife, then, by the logic of his own deals
*hand flourish*
They're all faithful.
@davidgerard speaking of spicy AutoCarrot company deals (loans), how many of them are priced in NVDA shares?
@davidgerard Tim Apple is free. Nvidia RTX Vision 20/20 headset! Touch bars for GPUs!
Jensen Huang, more like Jensen Wang, amirite
@davidgerard granted I haven't read the article yet but I would've thought the problem was the Chinese spy and potential collusion into selling chips to China, rather than the affair, so a second in-house (lol) affair wouldn't mean much.
At the same time, one company I worked at had their CEO step down because he got the head of HR pregnant
let's run a pool to guess how many GF are under the bed?
@davidgerard sounds like it's joever as fuck.
@davidgerard They may try move him to the board like they did with Gates before he had to leave all together.
This is going to be devastating for the leather jacket market.
What married man will risk buying a leather jacket?
@davidgerard 🎶 if you hold NVDA I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but Mr Huang ain’t one 🎶
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I wonder if this is what starts the pop
@eldersea the prick that popped the bubble
@davidgerard @eldersea s sent to a friend yesterday
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Now that's a moniker I could stand
@davidgerard hoping his wife gets half the nvidia stock
@davidgerard when Linus Torvalds said "fuck you nvidia" this is not what he meant