Thank you thank you! Welcome to the annual mobilek con! WOOOO REEEEE POKITTT I have such wonders to show you!!! BEST FRIEND! FOLD IT!!! Mobilek pushes through the crowd: "excuse me." Mobilek looks up at the stage: "...father." CEO: "Mister Mobilek... Your coverage is expired...." BLAM BLAM BLAM

CEO: My son... why? Mobilek: You know why. SECURITY: END OF THE LINE DIPSHIT! DROP HIM! Mobilek is gunned down live on youtube. Kids are watching it. offscreen: "I think that's enough youtube for today kids. Chid: "OK, Mister Mobilek!"