Last night we were idly discussing the kind of nonsense you could buy with the Euromillions win and I remembered that there is such a thing as a Fabergé potato.
He must have been giggling the whole time he was making it.
And because all the search results are the most watery stool AI slop imaginable, I have found a genuine picture of it for you to see. (Edit: put the pictures into the toot to save you a click)
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