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I would like to encounter a tapir
@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma You just gently give it a friendly tap there and a tap 'ere?
@TheBreadmonkey wait is this a "We Have Mr Topper at home" situation?
(You know Mr Topper, the hairdressing frog, right?)
@TheBreadmonkey there's still one on Goodge Street but they seem to have lost the frog mascot, perhaps realising that a famously hairless creature does not seem like a natural domain expert in the realm of hair management. Especially as he wore a top hat, implying that if he did have a haircut, he was embarrassed by it.
For men AND women? Has the planet gone mad? Why not just leave the women hairy like the olden days.
@TheBreadmonkey I see you're taking the amphibians in your stride.
SIX POUNDS?!?! I assume they just throw an open pair of scissors at your head and hope for the best.
@TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy
I frogot about Mr Topper..There used to be quite a few in central London. Staffed, one assumed, by a production line of Australian sheep shearers. Half the price of any other barbers.
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey Yes, they were rife, along with EasyEverything internet cafes. I was always kind of intrigued, but I spent way too much money in the Japanese hipster hairdressers instead. Until my regular stylist had to go back to Japan to help her friend who had murdered her mum or something.
Of course. We're all taught it in schools.
@TheBreadmonkey I always thought those things were called Schnoozlebops. Thanks again gramps, you dick.
@TheBreadmonkey Our local zoo has just announced they will be offering tapir encounter experiences next year. My daughter and I are very excited to go.