I would like to encounter a tapir
@TheBreadmonkey wait is this a "We Have Mr Topper at home" situation?
(You know Mr Topper, the hairdressing frog, right?)
@TheBreadmonkey there's still one on Goodge Street but they seem to have lost the frog mascot, perhaps realising that a famously hairless creature does not seem like a natural domain expert in the realm of hair management. Especially as he wore a top hat, implying that if he did have a haircut, he was embarrassed by it.
For men AND women? Has the planet gone mad? Why not just leave the women hairy like the olden days.
@TheBreadmonkey I see you're taking the amphibians in your stride.
Of course. We're all taught it in schools.
@TheBreadmonkey I always thought those things were called Schnoozlebops. Thanks again gramps, you dick.
@TheBreadmonkey Our local zoo has just announced they will be offering tapir encounter experiences next year. My daughter and I are very excited to go.