I was 35 before I realized your two pieces of toast don't have to have matching toppings. You can have one with jam/marmalade and one with peanut butter if you want to. There are no toast police.
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The Radical Sandwich Anarchists are diversifying, I see.
@fesshole I usually do butter, garlic powder, salt and oregano. Instant garlic bread.
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ACAB includes the toast police
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This information is life changing. Thankyou.
@fesshole Woah woah this is some grade A heresy right here
@fesshole you are very wrong and going to be very sorry when the toast police come for you
@fesshole yes, but...there are rules. like if you're making a PBJ, the proper way to do it is put PB on both slices, so the jam (never jelly) doesn't seep through. Of course, if you're toasting for the PBJ the PB goes on both sides b/c meltage, duh.
I thought in the PB&J, "jelly" was what you Americans called jam?
Because for quite some time, only having American TV re-runs to go by (in the pre-internet era) I'd hear yanks say "peanut butter and jelly" and think "they can't possibly actually mean *jelly*" - the stuff made with gelatin.
@fesshole can raise a toast to that🥂
@fesshole i didn't want the second slice to feel left out
@fesshole Someone should cover Leonard Cohen's "Jazz Police", but change it to "Toast Police".
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The Toast Police: "Spread 'em!"
@fesshole You're under arrest on suspicion of aggravated buttering and possession of an unlicensed crumpet. You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in Toast Court. 🍞🚓
@fesshole oh so this is what was in the anarchist cookbook
@fesshole Yes. Main toast and pudding toast.
@fesshole I was six when I realized you can have toast in other quantities than two pieces. 😂😂😂
@fesshole OP reinvented a PB&J at age 35?
@fesshole I want to follow up that you can also make toast in an air fryer, because it’s just a toaster with a fan. The toast police look the other way.