I was 35 before I realized your two pieces of toast don't have to have matching toppings. You can have one with jam/marmalade and one with peanut butter if you want to. There are no toast police.
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@fesshole You're under arrest on suspicion of aggravated buttering and possession of an unlicensed crumpet. You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in Toast Court. 🍞🚓
@fesshole oh so this is what was in the anarchist cookbook
@fesshole Yes. Main toast and pudding toast.
@fesshole I was six when I realized you can have toast in other quantities than two pieces. 😂😂😂
@fesshole OP reinvented a PB&J at age 35?
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The Toast Police: "Spread 'em!"