i've been on this spaceship for three years now. with my only companion mister computer. playing video games. i've wanted to kill him for 8 months now. how far is the solar system anyway? "earth". what a dumb fucking name. the suits killed their homeworld some 12 thousand years ago. they send one guy to fix it. not that anyone takes the mission seriously. i'm just here to appease the investors. optics. offload a bunch of literal babies and their semi-sentient daddies. and head back. "proof of concept" what a joke.