4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A sunflower speaks. "They always say, 'What a beautiful flower.' 'Lovely flower.'" Panel 2: "But do you know what they never say?" Panel 3: The flower quotes, with the rest censored by a black bar: "I want to fuck that flower so hard that [CENSORED]." Panel 4: A bee hovers over. "I can offer respectful lovemaking." The flower screams, "FUCK OFF!"