This is growing on me. Yes, it's silly, it's the antithesis of straight Roman roads [clank], it's cumbersome but very strictly correct, like Latin [clank], yet it lines up the rhymes, also, this thing is going to sprawl over six pages because it goes through key changes faster than emperors in AD 193 [clank], so saving a few trees is probably a worthy cause.

@futzle
This broke my brain a little bit

@futzle probably not.