@TheBreadmonkey this is what Mr Blobby has instead of blood

@TheBreadmonkey oh the horrors!

@TheBreadmonkey what a wasted opportunity...
"Cran-Merry Mayo ho ho"
I'm available for branding advice.

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So, Gringos WILL try anything except actual food, real food, food-food... Got it.

@TheBreadmonkey Mastodon feature request: we really need a heightened level beyond just a CW. Something like an NS indicator that means "No, seriously."

@TheBreadmonkey I'd try that.

@TheBreadmonkey Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

@TheBreadmonkey That is the exact same colour as the calamine lotion my mother used to use for stings and burns for us kids back in the 70s (yes, I am old)

The artificialness of it is what makes me want to almost puke..

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I got the cran-berry

I got the may-o-naise

I got the com-bi-nation cran-berry and may-o-naise

@TheBreadmonkey content warnings are IMO overused for food pics but in this case totally warranted

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@TheBreadmonkey Oh. Hell. NO!

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I'd try it ...