@TheBreadmonkey That is the exact same colour as the calamine lotion my mother used to use for stings and burns for us kids back in the 70s (yes, I am old)

The artificialness of it is what makes me want to almost puke..

@TheBreadmonkey content warnings are IMO overused for food pics but in this case totally warranted

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@TheBreadmonkey Oh. Hell. NO!

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I'd try it ...

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!!!

I saw this in the supermarket today! I couldn't believe my eyes and just gawped.

What the heck is going on??

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It does(n't) help that I hate cranberries.

Leave the mayo alone!!

@TheBreadmonkey The kind you find thrown straight in the bin.

@TheBreadmonkey here in the US, we just mix up our own abominable sandwich dressings for the holidays.

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I'm sorry but this sounds fine. I grew up in a "Miracle Whip" household (it's I think kinda like what you folks would call "salad cream"?) and mayo with tangy and sweet notes works just fine. On a cheese sandwich, in chicken salad (hello Coronation Chicken anyone?), obviously with turkey.

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