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It does(n't) help that I hate cranberries.

Leave the mayo alone!!

@TheBreadmonkey here in the US, we just mix up our own abominable sandwich dressings for the holidays.

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I'm sorry but this sounds fine. I grew up in a "Miracle Whip" household (it's I think kinda like what you folks would call "salad cream"?) and mayo with tangy and sweet notes works just fine. On a cheese sandwich, in chicken salad (hello Coronation Chicken anyone?), obviously with turkey.

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@TheBreadmonkey it's perfect

@TheBreadmonkey If it wasn't for the "u" in flavoured, I would've thought this was pure USian!

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But, wait, hear me out.

Yes.

Cranberry sauce and mayo is delicious, as much as you might not expect it to be. It makes a Christmas dinner sandwich.

@TheBreadmonkey the way my eyes ROLLED

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@TheBreadmonkey I feel forever lost after seeing this

@TheBreadmonkey UGH. It reminds me of the pink paste that gets turned into chicken nuggets for poor children at state schools, to the disgust of Jamie Oliver.