CAT SOLVES CAPITALISM. 'We needed to sell donuts,' says Cat, 'so we made donuts - and people bought donuts and are them. But then they weren't hungry. And we still needed to sell donuts. So we made different flavors of donut - and told people that the type of donut they bought - defined the as an individual. So people bought donuts - even when they weren't hungry - and made themselves eat them - but you can only eat so many donuts. And we still needed to sell donuts. So we made different colors and shapes of donuts - in fanciful, limited editions - and people bought donuts to take pictures of them to show other people THEY had the donut - and they didn't even EAT them. And once you're selling donuts to people who don't eat them - the number of donuts you vsn sell - is UNLIMITED.' Girl's stomach grumbles. 'What do you sell to eat?' Girl asks. 'NOTHING,' says Cat.
