If we have water melon we also should have earth melon, air melon and fire melons
We could call them the elemelons! 🍈
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@stux normally people only remember about the earth wind and fire melons on the 21st night of september
@stux We have those.
Earth Melon = potato, obviously
Air melon = apples, which are 25% air by volume
Fire melon = ghost pepper 🔥🔥🔥
@stux In Spanish, watermelon is called "sandía" 
@stux Unfortunately in Italy we already have earth melons…
I now have images of elephants shaped like melons and in a range of colours running around my brain.
The Underwater Melon Man presents The Man With The Elephant Nose:
THE MAN WITH THE ELEPHANT NOSE
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@stux Plasmelons with Wendy O Williamellons
@stux Captain Planet!
Hydrogemelon
Heliumelon
Lithiumelon…
Etc.
@stux well... in Mandarin, 地瓜 (ground melon) apparently means sweet potato, while 土瓜 (earth melon) apparently means jícama or chayote? interestingly 水瓜 (water melon) is loofah. watermelon is 西瓜(western melon). didn't find anything for fire or air though.
(瓜 means gourd, squash, or melon)
@stux and woodmelon and metalmelon! 🤘
Instead, we got Giorgia Meloni...
@stux Woodmelons, metalmelons, but really, all I want now is that firemelon you mentioned.
@stux Don't forget the aether melons as they are the quintessence of elemelons. Some say phlogiston melons are a thing, but that's just silly.