If we have water melon we also should have earth melon, air melon and fire melons
We could call them the elemelons! 🍈
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I now have images of elephants shaped like melons and in a range of colours running around my brain.
The Underwater Melon Man presents The Man With The Elephant Nose:
THE MAN WITH THE ELEPHANT NOSE
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@stux Plasmelons with Wendy O Williamellons
@stux Captain Planet!
Hydrogemelon
Heliumelon
Lithiumelon…
Etc.
@stux well... in Mandarin, 地瓜 (ground melon) apparently means sweet potato, while 土瓜 (earth melon) apparently means jícama or chayote? interestingly 水瓜 (water melon) is loofah. watermelon is 西瓜(western melon). didn't find anything for fire or air though.
(瓜 means gourd, squash, or melon)
@stux and woodmelon and metalmelon! 🤘
Instead, we got Giorgia Meloni...
@stux Woodmelons, metalmelons, but really, all I want now is that firemelon you mentioned.
@stux "Everything changed when the fire melon nation attacked." 
@stux I was thinking the Melontar!
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There's a joke about The Fifth Elemelon somewhere in here but I quite haven't worked it out.
@stux Unfortunately in Italy we already have earth melons…