Listed T's old PC on Fuckbook Scamplace because life is suffering. They seem to have done something to fix the worst of the scammers, because I've not been swamped with obviously bullshit offers.
Anyway, just had a lad offer a trade, plus some cash on top. I said nah, cash only only. Because a) I'm not an idiot, and b) I want the cash. Not the job of selling something else.
He tried to sucker me in with "Well, it's worth at least £500 - £1.2k brand new - plus I was going to bung another £100 on top". So I suggested he sell it (whatever it is) to someone for £600.
Anyway, he then replied to say that he'd found a better PC for cheaper, and blocked me before I could congratulate him on his business nous and luck.