STATLER: I hear Jensen Huang got caught cheating on his wife

WALDORF: Just once? I thought he'd be in multiple triangles

STATLER: He thought he was in an OpenGL relationship but it turns out it's DirectX

WALDORF: Better hope she's not into frustum culling

STATLER: Z fighting? more like Ex!

WALDORF: Hohohohoho

STATLER: Hohohohoho