I dunno who Aaron Jorbin is, but the way he talks to folks in the comments of this very frustrating announcement from wordpress makes me certain we would not get along.

https://make.wordpress.org/core/2026/11/05/your-content-is-going-to-get-more-random/#no-fun

"Hey, we made a lot of extra work for you, and it's all for a nebulous benefit that no one really wanted, and we've done it in a way that we can't justify or even really explain, and you can't just turn it off without writing a new plugin to turn it off, and it will make your site slower and potentially expose things that shouldn't be exposed to the public.

Please clap? Otherwise, I'll insult you."