Welcome to the Dolphin 2609's accompanying Progress Report! Like everyone else, we've been doing our best to weather the Techpocalypse brought on by AI, but it's really come after us in the past few months. Our website has been up and down repeatedly lately, as our defenses are barely holding out under the endless bombardment. But now AI has started to come for the emulator directly, with people using AI to mass-scan open source projects for potential vulnerabilities and overwhelm our volunteer team with very verbose reports. Though draining, once these vulnerabilities are out there, we can't ignore them. A lot of effort has had to be diverted to deal with them, both in patching them and adjusting our workflows to better manage them. For more information, zip directly to that section with this link here. But that's not all. A vulnerability in macOS allowed our macOS buildbot to be briefly compromised by a generic cryptominer attack. We'll skip the quick summary and just point you toward the full story below, which you can reach by clicking here. The important thing is that we have determined that no builds were compromised. We really just want to keep making Dolphin better. Fortunately, despite these headaches and roadbumps, there are still quite a few notable changes to go through, so let's get to it.