If he could have made a horse Senator he would have. He almost did it this time if not for the people sabotaging him.

So Trump really did just invite UFC head Dana White and a squad of UFC fighters to sign on as his Press Secretary.

Just a joke, right. Oh that kidder. Except Trump has no sense of humor. Only inflicting pain and humiliation yanks his crank. He can never get the joke, ever. They left out those bits making him.

So who do you reckon he thinks he's humiliating with this?