November 6, 2026—White House “Ice Maiden” and Chief of Staff Susie Wiles resigns to spend more time with her remaining sanity. Two weeks ago her boss dismissed rumors of this as “fake news.” Wiles will receive a sinecure in Trump’s political organization to keep her from writing a book. She is replaced by proto-satanic homunculus Stephen Miller, who will preside over the remaining destruction of the presidency.