I'm turning 60 on Thanksgiving this year -- probably in Nashville because my mom wants me there.

Not sure how you celebrate a "Congratulations, your newborn baby is now an old man" party, but I can leverage the teensy bit of patience and grace that I have left.

To misuse the millennial colloquialism, I have about four fucks left to give, and my 60th birthday is gonna use up at least one of them.