In nearly 20 years of marriage I've cum into my bathroom sink more times than I have my wife. Thank fuck sinks can't procreate because I would hate my sink children as well.
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@fesshole That's more or less how Kevin Spacey introduced himself at the beginning of American Beauty.
@fesshole Washbasin. That thing in your bathroom is called a washbasin.
@fesshole Absolute madness. Everyone knows it's significantly more comfortable to jizz into a sock.
@fesshole A less than Ideal Standard.
@fesshole man, there's some real "the man who sold me this mirror's an asshole" energy in this one.
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@fesshole when I got married the pastor told us "Put a penny in a jar every time you have sex in your first year of marriage, and take a penny out every time after, and the jar will never get emptied out" ... I didn't bother with the pennies, but my back & knees ain't what they used to be 😅
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"sinking feeling" sounds rather different after reading this