Me: I went shopping earlier, needed some cooked meats for lunches.
Friend: What did you get?
Me: Well, first I got the melting ham
Friend: The what?
Me: Then the spinning turkey
Friend: are you having a stroke?
Me: Then there was the chorizo looking at it's own reflection.
Friend: Where the fuck do you go shopping?
Me: The Salvador Deli.
Me: Put down the cricket bat.
