(panel 1 - Title styled like a newspaper opinion section.) Opinion Comic Essay By the Guy Who Used to Draw Ours Brain-Dead Op-Eds (panel 2 - An opinion column.) Gary McNepo III Racists Were Polite to Me, So They Can't Be That Bad (panel 3 - An opinion column.) Doughy Centrist The Troubling Economic Theory That Says This Column Isn't Worth My Six-Figure Salary (panel 4 - An opinion column.) Max Divorce Support the Working Class So My Underpaid Assistant Will Stop Spitting In My Food (panel 5 - An opinion column.) Cimex Lectularius Who Are We Bombing Today, Gang? (panel 6 - An opinion column.) Marcy Nary A Billionaire Pays Me to Write This Crap. I Don't Believe Any of It.