"When are you going to take those joggers off?" Say they "You have been wearing them for at least a month"

Pardon?
Lits jist git a few hings straight here ma chookiebundle.

Furstly: Ah huv three per ae these, an ther aw the same.
Why? Cause ah ordered wan per an they sent me three per, so why complain?

Secondly: These ur ma dry an comfy sittin aboot the hoose troosers.

An thurdly: Ah jist took the feckin hings aff the pulley an hung thaim oor ma erse no five minutes ago!

Onyhin else? 🤔😳😁😁