Enslackened is the Friend of "Bob"! BLESSED is he who SLACKS OFF! The enlightened Sub knows Time Control is his answer. He revels FOREVER in the joy of Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the slightest offhand comment made by "Bob" is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but EVOLVING ever faster and faster must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. Yes, it's Eternal Salvation, or TRIPLE your money back!