How am I so productive? I have two interns, Tuk and Jake.

Meet Jake. He's shipped 0 lines of code, and prefers to leave early (immediately) for early brunch and then plays with toys, but he inspires the rest of the team (ok, only me) to work even harder because of his woof ethic.

My advice, forget AI, get a 4 legged intern. Results are about the same 🤷