UNLIKE CHUCK AND HAKEEM, I LIVE AND BREATHE VENGEANCE. WE COULD HAVE SPITROASTED SECDEF OVER A ROARING FIRE. WE COULD HAVE LOPPED OFF SOMEONE'S TWEETING THUMBS AND DISSOLVED THEM IN ACID IN THE REFLECTING POOL. WE COULD HAVE DUG UP CHARLIE KIRK AND DEPORTED HIS BONES TO EL SALVADOR. WE COULD HAVE PACKED THE COURT WITH VISCOUS TOXIC SLUDGE. BUT I PURSUE POLITICS BY OTHER MEANS.