poll station was covered in crabs
crabs were covered in I VOTED stickers
couldn't tell if they were actually voting or if the poll workers were deploying stickers as a defensive measure
voted a straight crab ticket just for safety's sake
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@signalstation should've voted for the poll workers to get in on top
I already got back in line to vote again, so I'll vote for them this time around.
@signalstation
but do you know why crabs make great politicians?
they can sidestep any issue
do you know why crabs...
do you...
mandibles... man doubles...
uh, do you know why CRABS make great DOPPELGANGERS?
do you know why CRABS have so many CLONING FACILITIES?!?!?!
because of tax loopholes and weird zoning laws!
@signalstation if you work on it, you'll really make a splash at the next party
To the Ocean Police:
the above post is a JOKE
I am no longer allowed to vote for crabs after THE INCIDENT
please do not drag me before Poseidon again, he DOES NOT LIKE ME
time to SCUBA D'I've better get to the polls!
@signalstation good choice