poll station was covered in crabs
crabs were covered in I VOTED stickers
couldn't tell if they were actually voting or if the poll workers were deploying stickers as a defensive measure
voted a straight crab ticket just for safety's sake
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I already got back in line to vote again, so I'll vote for them this time around.
@signalstation
but do you know why crabs make great politicians?
they can sidestep any issue
To the Ocean Police:
the above post is a JOKE
I am no longer allowed to vote for crabs after THE INCIDENT
please do not drag me before Poseidon again, he DOES NOT LIKE ME
time to SCUBA D'I've better get to the polls!
@signalstation should've voted for the poll workers to get in on top