"I wanna tell you my secret now," the attractive 18 year old male whispered, "I See Gay People."
"...on television?"
The legal adult shook his head.
"...in real life?"
The legal adult nodded.
"Gay people like, in ballet? In theater troupes?"
"Walking around like straight people. They don't know they can fuck each other. They don't even know they're gay. They only see what they want to see." The legal adult stated, then added, "They wanna see penis."
Bruce Willis gulped. He wanted to see penis.
M Night Shyamalan burst out of the closet, wearing nothing but a bowtie, waving his own penis around, screaming, "THAT'S THE TWIIIST! HE'S GAAAYYY!!"
The SEXth Sense: a 6th Sense XXX Parody
Oooo, spooky, Happy #Halloween!!
