Post by @stux@mstdn.social

@aphantastic@social.vivaldi.net 4 min. ago

It's worrying to see people not realizing this is satire.

@stux
It feels exactly like an Arab country. You can’t get a job unless you know someone inside. But if you have the right connections, you become a prince just because the king kissed your ass.

#ArabWorld #Nepotism #Corruption

Toni Aittoniemi

@gimulnautti@mastodon.green 6 min. ago

@stux Absolutely nothing to do with his dad. He just created value.

Megan Lynch

@ml@eldritch.cafe 16 min. ago

@stux I was going to link to more of this guys shitbaggery, but people should just do a websearch. It's really DOGE-y stuff except the US doesn't have a monopoly on this kind of entitled abled white male shithead. He's based in Toronto (don't know where he hails from, though).

It is a watercannon of absolute bullshit, but he gets somewhere because he's male, white, and connected.

Megan Lynch

@ml@eldritch.cafe 20 min. ago

@stux https://podcastle.org/people/aleks-wittkamp/

"Aleks Wittkamp

Aleks Wittkamp is out there every night making moves. People wonder how he can possibly kill it so hard, and the only answer he can give them is that he was born to slay. On the rare occasion that his body is tired, he guzzles down a gallon of pineapple juice and dashes off an atomic narrative bomb before getting back out there to crush it some more. He lives his massive life in Toronto, Canada." — "Aleks Wittkamp Aleks Wittkamp is out there every night making moves. People wonder how he can possibly kill it so hard, and the only answer he can give them is that he was born to slay. On the rare occasion that his body is tired, he guzzles down a gallon of pineapple juice and dashes off an atomic narrative bomb before getting back out there to crush it some more. He lives his massive life in Toronto, Canada."

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Aleks Wittkamp - PodCastle

Aleks Wittkamp is out there every night making moves. People wonder how he can possibly kill it so hard, and the only answer he can give them is that he was born to slay. On the rare occasion that his body is tired, he guzzles down a gallon of pineapple juice and dashes off an […]

GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)

@GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social 25 min. ago

@stux Oh Gott

decapitae

@decapitae@mastodon.social 38 min. ago

@stux Ah yes, observe: the young nose blind nepotism-beneficiary LinkedIn Lunatic. Often flocking amongst fellow members of it's own 'elite' class of nose blind nepotism-beneficiaries

luca

@luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place 52 min. ago

@stux He listened to his dad, to eventually discover he was son of a multimillionaire. The time taken for these relevant discoveries is crucial, to show off own abilities.
Compared to who never discovers to be mentally retarded, this is a good result.

3Jane Tessier Ashpool

@3janeTA@beige.party 1 hr. ago

@stux so the shortcut is a rich dad, I’ll get right on that

🇵🇸 Álvaro González

@kAlvaro@mastodon.social 1 hr. ago

@stux This can be a satirical post or a real one. It's hilarious either way.

Beldarak

@Beldarak@mastodon.gamedev.place 2 hr. ago

@stux
I genuinely can't tell if it's satire or not and this tells a lot about our world...

Rycochet

@Rycochet@furs.social 2 hr. ago

@stux https://podcastle.org/people/aleks-wittkamp/ Pffffffffffft..Bwahahaha!

'Aleks Wittkamp is out there every night making moves. People wonder how he can possibly kill it so hard, and the only answer he can give them is that he was born to slay. On the rare occasion that his body is tired, he guzzles down a gallon of pineapple juice and dashes off an atomic narrative bomb before getting back out there to crush it some more. He lives his massive life in Toronto, Canada.'