Maybe he's born with it
Maybe it's Maybelline
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Maybe he's born with it
Maybe it's Maybelline
@stux so the shortcut is a rich dad, I’ll get right on that
@stux This can be a satirical post or a real one. It's hilarious either way.
@stux
I genuinely can't tell if it's satire or not and this tells a lot about our world...
@stux https://podcastle.org/people/aleks-wittkamp/ Pffffffffffft..Bwahahaha!
'Aleks Wittkamp is out there every night making moves. People wonder how he can possibly kill it so hard, and the only answer he can give them is that he was born to slay. On the rare occasion that his body is tired, he guzzles down a gallon of pineapple juice and dashes off an atomic narrative bomb before getting back out there to crush it some more. He lives his massive life in Toronto, Canada.'
@stux He lost me when he brought up his CEO dad.
'INDUSTRY IN SHOCK AS CIS WHITE DUDE FAILS UPWARDS IN CORPORATE WORLD'
Hold the fucking front page.
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"the CEO (my dad)"
*steps down from soap box*
@stux haha "before the CEO – my dad – promoted me".
@stux "the CEO (my dad)"
@stux „if you want to know more, here you can hoin my video-course for 99.99$“ ;)
@stux Oh, so nepotism then! Got it 😅
@stux Maybe he's born with it
Maybe it's nepotism
@stux He listened to his dad, to eventually discover he was son of a multimillionaire. The time taken for these relevant discoveries is crucial, to show off own abilities.
Compared to who never discovers to be mentally retarded, this is a good result.