US Congress should propose “Trump Time” and end DST forever. Heck, change the acronym to Eastern Trump Time. Let’s get some good policy passed using his ego.
Related: Democrats should propose single-payer healthcare and just call it Trumpcare. It would objectively be better than Obamacare!
[Trump voice] “No one likes sick people. Gotta get rid of the sick people. I’m like Jesus healing anyone who loves me. And people love me and they love my healthcare plan. People said it couldn’t be done. ‘It won’t pass.’ Even the Democrats are calling me a miracle worker. I’m healing more people than Mother Teresa.”
Related: Democrats should propose single-payer healthcare and just call it Trumpcare. It would objectively be better than Obamacare!
[Trump voice] “No one likes sick people. Gotta get rid of the sick people. I’m like Jesus healing anyone who loves me. And people love me and they love my healthcare plan. People said it couldn’t be done. ‘It won’t pass.’ Even the Democrats are calling me a miracle worker. I’m healing more people than Mother Teresa.”
#uspol