RE: https://mastodon.jepsen.io/@jepsen/117535799639100730
When even a paid researcher can't find something nice to say about your "database designed for AI workloads" (so presumably vibe-coded) and proceeds to keep putting the boot in throughout their report, perhaps it's time to throw in the towel:
When does 4 = 5? Why would strings become 8-bit integers? And how could an SQL table have rows with different columns? We don't know, but it's fun to imagine! The latest #Jepsen report covers 96 issues in ParticleDB, Orkes' multi-model database built for and with AI.
I've now had a read through the Jepsen report on ParticleDB. I could quote extensively because there are so many good bits, but here's the money shot:
Orkes Inc actually paid for this recommendation to stop using their product and switch to something else.